By Jerry Hoem
Wife hired a friend of a friend of a friend of hers to do the spring cleaning this month so I sat down with a glass of pretend wine while she worked. She was almost done and I thought I could turn on the tv if I muted it.
So far I have hit mute nine times while she talked and I waited for her various calls.
Random thought: Every morning I have eye-buggers. I save them in a shotglass. The glass is just about full now. What should I do with them?
Another one- do bugs sleep?
And who beeps the phone at two in the night when her diabetes alarm goes off?
Whatever happened to vacuum windshield wipers?
Where did I leave my phone? In the car?
And how did I lose my glasses in such a small house?
Now I’m at the store, waiting for my wife. She’s shopping and there’s no way to tell how long it will take. Four soft chairs are taken so I’m going to find her.
She got 9 bags and 2 boxes in the small cart. I’m going home.