By Jim Studer
After talking to my stockbroker, I became a bonded courier. I needed to supplement my income because of inflation, so I began delivering eggs.
Even though I hate guns and know that many people who obtain a gun and a license to carry end up getting shot with their own gun. Nevertheless, I got both a gun and a license to carry. The egg brokers won’t ship their shells through anyone who is not bonded and armed.
My stockbroker is now also licensed as an egg broker and encourages investment in egg market futures. Egg values are climbing and will soon replace gold as the best investment on return for the dollar. At present I lack sufficient wealth to get into the egg market. The reality of this really hit me when I went out for breakfast and ordered scrambled eggs and ham. The server asked if I had enough cash or did I wish to use their payment plan at 20% interest.