By Dorothy Rosby
Today I got a text message accusing me of “Toll Evasion” and warning me that I’ll face hefty late fees and be reported to the DMV if I don’t pay my bill within 12 hours. I’m guilty of many things, none of which I’m going to discuss today, but I swear to you that toll evasion isn’t one of them.
I deleted the text and reported it using the “report junk” function on my iPhone. In the past, that’s always given me the tiniest bit of satisfaction. But I’m enjoying it less and less because it seems to be as helpful as swatting flies in a barnyard.