I make the coffee in the morning. Half beans go in the grinder for half a minute. Half a pot makes two mugs, half for her, half for me. I use half decaf and half caf. We add cream, half-and-half. Half the time when we’re half through I turn on the computer. Half of the email is ads. I delete half without reading, and block the other half. Half the time the block doesn’t work. I half-heartedly ignore them and get half dressed to stay warm, while my coffee gets half cold. Half a minute in the microwave warms it up. That’s all I get done the first half of the day.
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